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No, this isn't original. This isn't new. This isn't... necessarily art. But it IS fun.
Poetry made from the subject lines (and occasionally the from:s) of the gazillion spam messages I get every day.
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near 007 because
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from Abundio Paulson
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something unusual
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His teeth still bared,
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said Klavdiva Petrovna would
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the candelabra were flattened,
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velvet tablecloth, under the
waves in her hair
housed the Roman garrison
quickly
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unnecessary to take the
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to part with a
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your sister playing with her soulmate
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nightshirt and shoeless, getting
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filmy demurred incarnate pursuer
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pillar of dust
7 on the island
don't be her 9 choice be her first
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your sister playing with her soulmate
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May I let you touch
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Eminem wears Rolex Bling Bling
my oh my extract
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Lucy and Kelly crave to meet you algae
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on bring my gondola
in swim be ecru
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what would you like in your life?,.A sweet date.A friend.Anice lover.,.anomaly clam?
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