The Jackie Chan Drinking Game!


Thanks to Shawn Mulligan for the waycool pic!

Now, before you go and start calling me an alcoholic or a drunkard I'd like to state right here and now that I can't hold down anything stronger than a wine cooler without feeling ill.  this game was invented more for my friends than for anything else.  I also noticed that although there was a South Park Drinking Game, a Star Wars Drinking game, and a drinking game for just about every other bloody thing, there was no Jackie Chan game!  Yeeegh.  So, some friends and I decided to remedy this by inventing one.  The rules are subject to change as they develop... hope you enjoy!

The RULES:

Everytime Jackie Chan uses furniture for a weapon, take a drink.

Jackie climbs a structure by rebounding off at least two surfaces. One drink.

Every time someone actually hits Jackie Chan, take a drink, if they make him bleed, take two drinks.

Jackie dodges at least three attacks while lying down. One drink.

Jackie has to defend a delicate object in the middle of  a melee. One drink.  After the melee, said object is destroyed anyway. Two drinks.

Jackie impresses a child. One drink.

Jackie defeats a foe without actually making bodily contact with him. One drink.

Jackie's Master makes the 'avenge me' speech. One drink.

Jackie's Master tells Jackie that he isn't ready to fight the primary antagonist. One drink.

Jackie's girlfriend gets captured by badguys.  One drink.

Jackie points a gun at someone, and doesn't actually fire it. One drink.

Jackie runs into a solid object.  One drink.

Jackie disassembles a gun a villain is holding. One drink.

Jackie actually looses a fight.  Three drinks.

During a stunt, a player may point at the screen and say, "Out-take!" If Jackie is shown flubbing that scene in an outtake at the end, everyone but the caller takes a drink for each time Jackie has to redo the scene. If the stunt does /not/ appear as an out-take, the caller takes four drinks.

Jackie operates a motor vehicle. One drink.  Jackie does a stunt using said motor vehicle. Two drinks. Said motor vehicle is destroyed. Three drinks.

Jackie says something smart-alecky before socking it to a bad-guy. One drink.

Jackie teaches someone a moral lesson. Two drinks

Jackie twirls a stick or stick-like object in a fancy way. One drink.

Jackie tries to show off and makes himself look stupid. Two drinks.

Jackie does the 'thumbs-up' sign. One drink. Jackie does the thumbs-up sign after being injured in an outtake. Two drinks.

Jackie is hurled through the air by something other than himself, or a combatant. One drink.

Jackie narrowly misses a shot to the crotch, one drink; gets hit in said area, two

Jackie Kicks someone in the crotch... one drink.

Jackie beats up more than five people at a time, one drink.

Woman actor goes stereotypically hysterical, on drink; proceeds to beat the schinola out of someone, one more

Wacky fight scene on moving vehicle, one drink

Jackie beats someone up while he is being physically restrained by something or someone. One drink.

Jackie is involved in the destruction of a building. One drink.

Jackie makes an unintelligable joke, one drink

Child shows up with badly dubbed voice of an american actress trying to make a kid's voice, one drink

(Muchos gracias to Shawn Mulligan and Greg Crothers for inventing most of these rules!)

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