The Trading Post!

Sorry... I don't take commissions anymore.  Or better put, I don't do  commissions for money.  A couple of extra bucks spending money just isn't worth the time and pain it takes for me to do a commission piece for someone.

But fret not!  If you REALLY want a commission for me, I do work for trade!  Here's a list of items I'm willing to take in exchange for art:


Anything from my Amazon.Com wish list!  (Please e-mail me first!  You might be ordering me something I just recently bought!)

A graphics card equal to or better than my Diamond Stealth III S540.

A DVD-ROM drive.

A 15-40 gig hard drive in working condition.

The Windstone Black Gryphon statue.  Not the tawny one, the black one.

A plush gryphon toy  (Not the toy of the Quest for Camelot Gryphon, I already have three)

Gryphon jewelry, earrings, necklaces, rings, pins

A CD-ROM burner

A Sony Playstation

Gryphon T-Shirts (I like Extra Large sizes... nice 'n baggy)

A copy of the work print of Princess and the Cobbler on videocassette (This is not the movie with the musical numbers, just the unfinished work print)

The Yellow Submarine on DVD

A nice Animalympics cel of Contessa the eagle

Warzone Miniatures, preferably Bauhaus or The Brotherhood

An autograph by one of the following people: Ray Bradbury, Doug TenNapel, Paul Dini

Drawings by Doug TenNapel, Paul Dini, Chuck Jones or Larry Dixon

A copy of Transformers the Movie with the 'Oh Shit!' line in it

Kai-Mei brushpens or something similar with ink cartridges  (It's basically a pen with an actual bristled brush tip that you can refill like a pen.  NOT a brushpen with the solid tip.  This has actual brush fibers!)

Some of THESE pens!  Lots and lots of them!  I wanna!  ;)

Merchandice from THIS page!  Get me the Totoro beanbag chair and I will worship you and call you daddy.

Anime artbooks, please let me know what you’re thinking of getting me as I’m a little picky about certain types of anime.  I want books that show lots of fancy costumes, action poses, and nice scenery.  Robots, nekked people, and chibi stuff turns me off.

A big plush catbus

A car radar detector

Cels from Batman, the animated series (Good ones... not something like Batman's arm) preferably cels of Batman, The Joker, or Two-face.

Cels from Totoro

A Totoro artbook

A Lodoss War artbook.

A Copy of Truespace, Raydream, Maya, Softimage, or Lightwave

A Dental drill (FOR WORKING ON MINIS!!!!  Not torture)

Lodoss War VCR tapes (Subtitled or dubbed, but some translation.  Get me the entire set and I'm your friend for life.)

Nice pictures or sculptures of gryphons, like you'd find at Sci-fi cons.  Basically something better than what I could do.

Chocolate, especially Ferarro Rochier hazlenut chocolates... nummy!  I don't care if it's fine chocolate or super expensive... just as long as it doesn't have coconut or fruit filling.

A Rotisserie chicken grill  (HEY!  I like to cook, okay?!?)

Plush birds... nice plush birds, preferably birds of prey

Plush totoros or chocobos

A crossbow (It doesn't have to work)

Japanese swords or some fantasy looking sword

An antique musket or flintlock

Size seven women's wide Timberland boots, black

A religious icon of Uriel the Archangel

A really butt-whompin chicken marinade recipe

A keg of rootbeer

A nice B-B-Q grill

Discworld memorabilia, particularly anything of Rincewind, Death, or Death of Rats.  I like The Band With Rocks In too, but Rincewind's my favorite.

Animation cels from the Hobbit or Return of the King (Last Unicorn would be nice too!)

A plush Max doll from Sam and Max Freelance Police

A color printer

A photocopy machine

Good video game soundtracks, try looking HERE

An 'Art of Squaresoft' book

Action figures From Final Fantasy 7-8, I don't care of what

The first six issues of 'Crimson'

Zoids, except the Unicorn and the crab zoid -- I have those already

Old Transformer toys, NOT Beast Wars, unless it's Silverbolt

Drawings of birds of prey (Or gryphons preferably) from the following artists:  Roz Gibson, Larry Dixon, Lelia Dowling, Eric Elliott

A copy of the Discworld book "The Color of Magic"

A full set of Design II, Tria, or Prismacolor markers, one of the nice 100+ sets

 

I'm also always looking for adventure video games (PC CD-ROM, WIN98).  Your best bet is to e-mail be and tell me what you have to offer, my collection is rather extensive and I tend to buy whatever game I want.  I like games where you explore and talk to people and solve puzzles, like the Lucasarts adventure games.  I refuse to take anything from Sierra.

The size and quality of the commission is proportional to the value of the item.  If you send me a $5 packet of minis I'll probably shoot you a pencil sketch, if you send me the $70 Windstone black Gryphon I'll do a full color commission, if you send me something valued at $100 and up I'll do multiple commissions.  I also have some leftover portfolios from CF9 that have never been sold anywhere else and lots of color prints in my stockpile and I make custom con badges and bookmarks.

Still interested?  E-mail me!